Nothing better then a little kid saying something totally unexpected.

Do fuel tanker drivers freak out when someone in front of them throws a cigarette out the window?

Even Russian activists have a sense of humor. Behold! The mighty Flying Penis!

Just a quick shout out to an awesome new product I ran across on the Interwebs the other day. Since I cannot express how kick-you-in-the-balls awesome this is in a simple blog entry, so I will let their commercial do that for you.

Now, I've definately gotta get me some of these. Chuck Norris Sweat and Top Gun are must-haves, and I should probably stock up on some Fear as well. But what I wanna know is, where the hell are the Gasoline and Strippers Mandles?

http://www.buymandles.com/

My brother turned me on to this pair of Mario movies.

These Japanese guys have way too much time on their hands, but it's cool nonetheless.

Live action Mario!

Wow. This site has been up for a while and I can not believe I forgot about this group of douchebags. The Westboro Church are the dickwads that carry signs stating that "God Hates Fags" and "Thank God For Dead Soldiers". Their actions scream.. SCREAM for them to be the poster children of StupIdicoy. I mean, I 'm all for the basic rights we, as Americans, enjoy. Such as the freedom of speech, the freedom of religion and the right to assemble.

This isn't really stupid. Well... it's stupid funny. Check it out.

Sometimes good old street justice needs to be dished out to let a person know they have gone too far, that they have simply become too stupid to continue on their current path. Here's a great example of karma, a couple of rednecks picking on a guy simply because he drives a BMW get what they deserve in the end. It's only made better because the rednecks are Canadian, and with that accent the clip is even better. It's like putting chocolate syrup on top of mint chocolate chip ice cream, it's already damn good, but the syrup just takes it over the top.

It's no wonder that the rest of the civilized world laughs at us here in the USA. I find myself embarrassed to be called an American because of these people. So, get your fat ass off from the couch, stop watching shit TV shows like American Idol, go to the library, and read a fucking book, you retard.